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See, a second post already!  Wow, 2009 is going to be amazing!  I was compelled to post again after shedding a few tears due to my potentially ill-advised deletion of prior posts.  I’m unsure how I consider it “ill-advised” since I never got any advice, but maybe that’s why it’s ill.  Totally sick if you ask me.

Anyway, I started to look through some of my web stats for 2008 since I didn’t even publish a single post in the year.  Surely, no one must have visited here to read the total of six posts from 2007 (please refer to my first post here in 2009)?  Ah, apparently I claimed a few victims!

I can’t say that I had hundreds of visitors each month.  Well, I could say that, but that would be a lie.  Yes, lying can be fun.  However, I’m a totally honest guy.  Sometimes.

Apparently each month in 2008, I had around 40-80 visitors - I’ll average that to 60 since I’m not good at math.  I’ll miss you people that found me by using your favorite search engines with keyphrases such as:

• wendy’s food challenge
• puked at wendy’s
• what makes coke explode in freezer
• how do you cook exploding food
• photos of effeminate men (Editor’s Note: Totally sorry about that post, Juan-Pierre)
• effeminate guy website (Editor’s Note: Still totally sorry about that post, Juan-Pierre)

So, to summarize:

There were actually many people that searched for the referenced pizza and Mexican restaurant (referenced in the prior post).  I’m leaving out its name so it may rest in peace.  If the owners have opened a new restaurant and they post here for some reason, I’ll revisit the topic then.

I’m actually quite surprised so many people searched for “effeminate men”… and found my blog.  (Editor’s Note: Not that there’s anything wrong with it…) Which now that I’ve said that phrase several times, I must apologize to those that will stumble here again.

In July 2008, I even had someone find my blog by searching for “lame blog.”  I’m so honored!

Tonight, out of slight boredom, I decided to update and relaunch this fantastic blog o’ mine.  I know, it may seem like crazy talk writing, but I may consider posting about a random thing or two.  I believe the Jon Edwards’ of the world need it.

Tragically, I decided to delete all my existing posts.  If you had gone here before, you would have known of the copious amount of posts that I made back in 2007.  I believe there were six of them.  I wasn’t able to post in 2008 since I was so busy.  Yes, during the whole year.  All of it.  I don’t like to make excuses, but my TiVo kept filling up with shows, and it’s a necessity to view those shows before they get deleted.  Priorities, people.

Besides, those six posts were quite outdated and the referenced topics didn’t really work so well anymore.  For example, I had a post where I critiqued a local advertisement for a take ‘n bake pizza and Mexican food place.  (That rhymed a little.  I’m awesome.)  The owner even posted on here to defend the place a bit.  Sadly, it looks like that location closed down and I never even got to taste the weirdness.  Well, taste weirdness from there at least.  I’m unsure what that last sentence really means, but it seems kind of creepy.  In any case, I’m keepin’ it fresh, yo.

So, better things to come?  Probably not.  However, I guess we’ll see how much I decide to update this.  I figure that I talk to myself a lot already, so why not put it into writing?