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See, a second post already!  Wow, 2009 is going to be amazing!  I was compelled to post again after shedding a few tears due to my potentially ill-advised deletion of prior posts.  I’m unsure how I consider it “ill-advised” since I never got any advice, but maybe that’s why it’s ill.  Totally sick if you ask me.

Anyway, I started to look through some of my web stats for 2008 since I didn’t even publish a single post in the year.  Surely, no one must have visited here to read the total of six posts from 2007 (please refer to my first post here in 2009)?  Ah, apparently I claimed a few victims!

I can’t say that I had hundreds of visitors each month.  Well, I could say that, but that would be a lie.  Yes, lying can be fun.  However, I’m a totally honest guy.  Sometimes.

Apparently each month in 2008, I had around 40-80 visitors - I’ll average that to 60 since I’m not good at math.  I’ll miss you people that found me by using your favorite search engines with keyphrases such as:

• wendy’s food challenge
• puked at wendy’s
• what makes coke explode in freezer
• how do you cook exploding food
• photos of effeminate men (Editor’s Note: Totally sorry about that post, Juan-Pierre)
• effeminate guy website (Editor’s Note: Still totally sorry about that post, Juan-Pierre)

So, to summarize:

There were actually many people that searched for the referenced pizza and Mexican restaurant (referenced in the prior post).  I’m leaving out its name so it may rest in peace.  If the owners have opened a new restaurant and they post here for some reason, I’ll revisit the topic then.

I’m actually quite surprised so many people searched for “effeminate men”… and found my blog.  (Editor’s Note: Not that there’s anything wrong with it…) Which now that I’ve said that phrase several times, I must apologize to those that will stumble here again.

In July 2008, I even had someone find my blog by searching for “lame blog.”  I’m so honored!